Team Consultant, Chandler Bing has been promoted to General Manager, largely based on his picture more than his credentials. It perfectly fits the Saps team. Chandler has announced that due to the "slow as molasses" start, that we are opening up the team for trades. I was going to wait until 40 games in like Sparky Anderson always said, but I don't want to fall too behind. No one is off limits, but be careful if you are asking for Pujols or Speaker and you want to give me three benchwarmers - ain't going to happen. What I will give you is Luis Tiant and a bucket of maple syrup for any bum you want to give me. Dumbest draft pick of all time.
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Luis is available!!! HUUURAY! I'll give you Kid Nichols, he hasn't looked too good for me so essentially, we'll be swaping crap.
Hey Vermont, who do you want from the outlaw nation, Ruth, Koufax, are off limits, im willing to listen to your trade offers. Also, I want Maddux, who do you want? I'll give you Rollie maybe....
PJ, I will take you up on the Luis Tiant for Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid Rock Nichols. Where would you like me to send the bucket of Maple Syrup?
Michael, no way on Maddux (a top line starter) for Rollie (a reliever). How about my starting catcher for your backup catcher? Yogi Berra for Bill Dickey?
So is Luis official? I want to feed him my brand new bucket of maple syrup as quickly as possible.
Tis official PJ, notify ol' Crooked finger himself to make the change.
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